pudus:

dont ask me about 2009

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poisonnoak:

bombing:

strwberry97:

bombing:

for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing

BURNNNN

water cannot be burned

EVAPORATEEE

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it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

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burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

image

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extremehomestuckshipping:

kenteehee:

♡ the person you would take a bullet for is behind the trigger ♡

The fuck does that quote mean
And what does it have to do with cutting wrapping paper
I ain’t gonna get shot by my fucking mum

(via antlers-and-anecdotes)

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foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

(via the-law-of-grace)

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averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

(via thelovelymsbridget)

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avengersassemble-inmypants:

sliceofbri:

spoken-not-written:

am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked

1) its this whole “leaving it to the imagination” thing that we humans like
2) genitals are fuckin weird lookin bro
3) have you seen a limp dick it’s like a sad sea creature

I always read underwater instead of underwear

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