unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

(via asian)

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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

(via nathansweatshirt)

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clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what

(via livelongandlovestartrek)

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channingfrye:

thedaintysquid:

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

I. AM. CRYING.

Didn’t cry laughing but am amazed at the time he took for all these photos

(via distortive)

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jakemalik:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

(via ur-a-little-bitch)

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attack-on-teetan:

I feel like the ones with siblings are a game of “which one grew up to be hot”

(via timeisawar)

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fuks:

thinking about space fucks me up 

(via boxesandninjas)

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shutupaubrey:

If a white boy is talking to you just say “oh shit dude no way” and they’ll think you’re listening the whole time

(via thatkidfromspace)

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